Am I the only one who noticed Scarlett Johansson was a man for half a second….
ohgodcantbreathe
broken britain magazine headlines part 2 electric boogaloo
bonus:
I wonder if Yas has read these already… :P
I hate humanity
a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans
a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums
do you see the problem with this
I am moving to New Zealand and opening a donut shop called Second Breakfast where all the donuts are named after stuff from the book.
The Eye of Sauron: Raspberry filled glazed with orange frosting.
The One Ring: Raised Round Glazed
Mordor: That devils food one that no one likes and is always there.
Radagast: Frosted cake donut with shredded coconut
A baker’s dozen would be called a Fellowship.
”Hi I’d like a fellowship of donuts please. Let’s start with 2 One Rings, a Radagast, and 3 Morias.”
Donut holes could be Hobbits.
Day-olds should be called Gollums
